Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Top 10: Things badgers can't move

The badger cull is not going well. And you know whose fault that is, right? Yep, badgers. Accused of moving the goalposts after seeking time extensions to kill the minimum required numbers, environment secretary Owen Paterson said "I am not moving anything - the badgers are moving the goalposts.
With that in mind, here are the top ten things badgers can't move:

10. Any mountain

9. It

8. A piano

7. India's intransigent position on using the DRS

6. You to tears

5. Like Margot Fonteyn

4. Like Jagger

3. It's money to an offshore tax haven

2. On from lost love

1. Goalposts

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