Friday, January 29, 2010

The fabric of the universe is in peril

Tony Blair - remember him? - is to give evidence today to the Chilcott inquiry. Prior to the event, the front page of the Guardian says that Blair is expected to defend the actions leading to war thusly: even though Saddam Hussein didn't have weapons of mass destruction, had the US and UK backed down from military threats, he would have been emboldened to acquire them.
This simply does not add up and represents a twist in logic so severe that it could rip a hole in the space-time continuum that places the entirety of the universe in extreme peril. This man must be stopped.

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