Wednesday, March 12, 2008

New uses for old words

posthumous adj. After eating hummus

3 comments:

Andy Murdoch said...

DEAR SIR,

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I AM MARIAM ABACHA, WIDOW OF THE LATE NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE, GEN. SANI ABACHA. AFTER HE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND WHO DIED MYSTERIOUSLY AS A RESULT OF CARDIAC ARREST, I WAS INFORMED BY OUR LAWYER, BELLO GAMBARI THAT, MY HUSBAND WHO AT THAT TIME WAS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, CALLED HIM AND INSTRUCTED HIM TO GET TERRY WOGAN TO RICKROLL THE UNITED KINGDOM.

i WISH FOR YOUR HELP IN THIS MATTER. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9954562997

Anonymous said...

Andy, do you wish for help in this matter or was it someone else? I'm easily confused.

TheBigFatPhony said...

Meh, if you don't want all my bank account details in exchange for a way to earn a few million quid then I'm not interested!