Monday, October 15, 2007

Fact of life

A gorilla, or any primate, monkey or ape, drumming will not make me want to buy Cadbury's sickly, horrid, not-particularly-chocolatey chocolate.

A Phil Collins record will not make me want to buy Cadbury's sickly, horrid &c &c.

A gorilla, or any primate etc, drumming along to a Phil Collins record will not make me want to buy Dairy fucking Milk.

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