Friday, September 07, 2007

When I'm in charge...

The following things would change in sporting stadia.

No drums.
No brass instruments (bugles and piccolo cornets excepted).
No sodding bells.
None of them bleedin' horns.
No Queen and definitely no Status bloody Quo music over the tannoy.

Just watching tonight's Leeds v Hull game and the band - THAT band you'll know the one - are making it a misery to watch, despite the action on the field. And they'll be boring the life out of everyone at the England v Israel football game tomorrow with their repertoire of two tunes.
What on earth possesses a person to take a frigging drum into a stadium? And the less said about that tit with the bell at Portsmouth...

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