Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dear football clubs

If you are hosting Portsmouth in a game, or if you are Portsmouth FC, please take the bell off that twunt who insists on ringing it all the way through the 90 minutes. I've just seen the second half of a Portsmouth pre-season friendly from bleedin' China and there he was, ringing his bloody bell. And now it's all I can hear. He's given me tinnitus, the scurvy knave.

cheers
John

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