Wednesday, July 25, 2007


...there's a record which has been at number 1 on the Hit Parade for 10 weeks now.
I have never heard it.
I hope to maintain this record (no pun intended. Honest).

You want a reason? Well if it's anything like the rest of the stuff the misspelled, weedy-voiced Rihanna (surely that should be Rhianna? Am I wrong? Going mad? In a coma?) has ever inflicted on the pop-buying public, it'll be shit.


Gary said...

I too have never heard of this record, in fact I have never heard of Rihanna which sounds like something that penicillin should shift.

Anonymous said...

This s***** sound was the reason we had ALL that rain, I'm delighted to tell you..

Timbaland Ft Keri Hilson
The Way I Are

Is this weeks NO 1, another load of crape no doubt!!

John_D said...

Never trust anyone who names themselves after shoes. That's what my mum always used to tell me.

Well it's not, but she might have done if it had been an issue back in the 70s. You didn't have any acts called Dunlop Green Flash, for instance.

Anonymous said...

Not that I remember, sounds rubberieee to me!