Thursday, May 10, 2007

Dear bloke on this morning's train

Yes I did have my headphones in. However, that doesn't render me deaf or reduce my spatial awareness, as you supposed aloud, presuming I couldn't hear you. Indeed, so good was my spatial awareness that even if I wanted to budge up a bit in order to allow you to get your bag down, I was aware that I could not. You had the option of waiting for a matter of seconds or displaying your own limited knowledge of how objects interact. You obviously chose the latter.
And I could hear your tiny dummy spit. I just couldn't be arsed responding. Frankly, Neil Kinnock was more interesting. Which says a lot.

Hope you were late.
John

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sorry. Didn't mean to be rude.