Saturday, March 17, 2007

St Guinness' Day

Happy St Guinness Day. A diddly diddly dee, blarney blarney, craic. Bah. A day when everyone, at the whim of one of the biggest brewers in the world, seek out any modicum of Irish heritage and somehow feel the need to drink Guinness - a stupid drink with a stupid and unnecessary pouring ritual - for one night only.
I've nothing against Ireland or Irishness, but Guinness' shameless marketing makes me sick. Sicker than copious amounts of their sludgy produce. And those bloody jester hats want burning.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

All that chemical bollocks in lager has obviously affected your tastebuds.